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Dear Sir or Madam,
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… no, just no…
I’ve never written a blog before. Can you tell?
As a person, I have never really considered my thoughts or experiences something that would interest others. I have several motives for starting this blog. One of them is to try to prove to myself that my words do matter. That although I’m just one drop of water in the ocean, one drop combined with all the others out there create something big.
Another reason I’ve started this blog is professional. I’m an aspiring author. Really, I’d just like to finish my novel. Or, I guess, since I have a night-owl toddler, I’d really just like to work on my novel. So while I do that, or rather while I don’t do that as the case may be, I thought I’d give this a go.
So, do you, like, introduce yourself in a blog? I should probably do some research. Today I’ll wing it.
My name is E. Of course, that’s not my real name, but since I grew up with a mom who insisted that everyone on the internet wanted to kill me, probably hire a cleric, revive me, and then kill me again, I think I’ll go by E unless/until I get lulled into a false sense of security by one of you tricky serial killers. (Don’t think you can tempt me with sweets, unless you know that my favorite candy is LifeSavers Big Gummy Rings you’re out of luck… … …. Crap. I’m screwed!)
So that’s my first blog post. I hope you’re not left too incredibly underwhelmed. (Yes, I am fishing for reassurance. Love me! *sob*)